Git R done

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

everyone needs to start blogging again. seriously.

Monday, December 25, 2006

hollerrrr
happy christmas. i am currently in rome, on christmas, in an internet cafe. it's really something special.
so far the trip has been really nice-- my friend maegan and i arrived late saturday night. we were completely fleeced by a taxi man, but made it safely to our hostel. unfortunately, the hostel was not exactly what we considered living conditions. we dragged our shit to a hotel sunday morning. then on our way to the train station we were attacked by a gang of gypsies. my friend's digital camera was stolen and gypsies are really scary. we tried to recover by going to buy a new camera for her, but by the time all that was done, basically every sight was closed because it was christmas eve.
we managed to see a bunch of shit today, and rome is definitely unbelievable. every turn you make there is another breathtaking building. still, i hate gypsies.
my mom won't call me because she is evil. instead of calling me on saturday afternoon like i asked her to, she called me last night. i ran out of credit because i am roaming so i only spoke to her for two minutes. then i came to this internet cafe and topped up my phone and wrote her an email saying she could call me now that i had credit. this was close to 24 hours ago. she hasn't called or responded to my email.
just wanted to let you guys know that christmas sucks, especially when your family hates you and gypsies want your belongings. the pope is ignoring my phone calls, despite the fact that it was he who requested that i be in rome for the sweet lord baby's birthday.
speaking of babies, i've recently come across something that i think everyone needs desperately to check out. one of my friends is obsessed with horoscopes, and while she was checking her horoscope the other day i noticed that on the left, there was a list of all different types of horoscopes for different kinds of people. i found the most appropriate horoscope of all: BABYSCOPE. that's right, there is a daily horoscope for BABIES. today, my babyscope is:

Why not start something new today? Resolve to begin each day by saying 'I love you' and giving hugs and kisses to all of your family members

as a favor, i will put up matt amd chrissie's babyscope for the day since they have the next birthdays:

Focus on play today. Peek-a-boo is a great game you can play when you and Daddy are stuck in line at the store or when you and Mommy are waiting at the doctor's office

basically, i could sit here and list everyone's babyscopes for them, but it's much more hysterical if you go to the site and check your own babyscope, everyday. i don't know how many babies log on, but i imagine there are quite a few who base their days on this website.

http://horoscopes.astrology.com/index/dailybabyscopeindex.html?ice=ast,scopes,ltbs

just go to it, you will die laughing as you go through the different babyscopes.
anyway that's pretty much all that's going on here in rome. i hope you guys are having wonderful holidays and managing to struggle through them without me.

--lizzy scags

Sunday, December 24, 2006

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!! I LOVE YOU AND HAPPY NEW YEAR IF I DONT SEE YOU BEFORE THEN!!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Z-

What are you talking about? i can think of nothing that says "rockstar" or perhaps "big pimpin'" more than rolling up to Sadie's or Lark Tavern in a white stretch escalade, with G-Unit pumping from the surround sound. Especially after all of the people milling about outisde just saw us get into said limo on the corner of willett and drive apx. 6 feet. They'll be like "thats how THEY roll" and we'll probably get free drinks all night.

-Alexandra

Monday, December 11, 2006

DB you are incorrect. I check this maybe once every two weeks. And I did what Friday night Joce? This must have been the period of the night when I was blacked out. I love how I was still physically able to function properly enough to show off my polish sausage and God knows whatever else I did.

DB for new years come to Albany and party. I was thinking people should chip in and get a limo possibly, hit up Saratoga, since it would be gay to drive 3 mins in a limo to Albany bars and party.

I wish I had a funny story about Friday night but I cant remember, something blog worthy must have happened. Shit.

-Z

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii guys,

LScags it was me that wrote that I GOT A JOB, i figured that everyone would know it was me because I was basically the last person to get one. Hope you all had a shwasted time at the christmas party this weekend, I was really emo and depressed that I couldn't come. But I don't get paid from my job until the 15th and working for free is really cool. My job is really awesome besides for the slave hours and the 2 hour commute twice a day. But everyone in my department is under 27. We go out partying alot and usually its on the company or on sales reps that work with us. This week theres a party at the 40 40 club and one of our sales reps is "sponsoring" Thirsty Thursday so more free booze so I guess the perks make up the fact that I barely make enough money to live. Oh and on the plus side i have full benefits now including health insurance so the next time my BAL shoots up to a .337 Ogilvy will have to pay for it mwaaahahahahahaha.

What is everyone doing for new years? Can someone invite me to do something cooler then the two options I already have, cause going to syracuse or maryland on NYE really isnt doin it for me.

Lizzy I really hope that you come back alive and don't end up as an example of one of those Americans who end up being killed by creepy stalkers while in another country.

Everyone on here seems to talk about there love life, and I feel kinda left out because I don't have a myspace or internet boyfriend or text message lover or stalker in another country or a boy from new orleans? that drinks bottles of Soco. But i did make the guy i kinda was hanging out with on and off since last semseter cry and leave the bar a two weeks ago, so i guess thats over. oops.

well this is enough blogging since im kinda positive the only people that actually check this thing anymore are joce and lizzy.

-- DBizzle

Sunday, December 10, 2006

hey bitches. so ive been home for 2 weeks now and have seen most of you and man how ive missed you hoes. good times, except DB you DO NOT party haha but it was great seeing all of you. For those of you who missed the X-mas party, you missed out, everyone was shitty and we had a big orgy and MIke Z showed everyone how small his penis really is. I the raffel was pretty sweet, Im a lil disapointed i didnt win the jelly, but hey theres always next year. haha I hope that we can all spoon together again very soon. So im home now and Im just gonna be working like a chicken without a head for this week anyway. As most of you know I fell in love with an Irish boy in Australia, but I am quickly falling out of it. ha its just to much effort for me. Im slowly falling for a friend of mine from home, but i will most likly fuck that up by either a) stalking his life, or b) driving him crazy. yea im awesome. Ill let you know how that goes and hopefully i dont bite off his penis. yea im in a weird mood right now and just babaling on. Lizzy come home now. thank you. Tish stop having cyber sex. thanx. Z- keep you shit in your pants. emily stop being lame and party. o and DB quit your job and be my bitch.

ok that is all. i love you all. Happy motherfuckin Christmas.
what is everyone doing for NEw YEars? I will be pimping my body off in the middle of times square new years eve if anyone is interested. ha ok that is all of my crazyness for one blog. Everyone else stop working and blog. thank you

love you all
-the one and only JhOe

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

hollerrr.
ok so seriously, you guys don't blog and that's really lame. the only person i'm keeping in touch with on this blog is myself, and even though i love talking about/to myself, sometimes i do find room for others in my life.
my semester is coming to an end (i dont know if ye heard, but i didn't graduate college last year) and i just can't wait for the school part to be over. this week is called "christmas days" at my school-- everyone just gets wasted and drinks all day all week. in fact, i normally have to queue for a computer in the library but not today because it is so empty. you have to get tickets to get into the bar on campus this week which is stupid so i didn't but neither did any of my roommates or friends, so its fine. i have a fucking essay due tomorrow and i'm procrastinating doing the research for it and actually writing it, so i'm here rattling on about nothing. i basically just want to get wasted right now. i was really shitty last night and may have drunk dialed some of ye but i don't remember right now. my finals start on saturday. my first one is american literature. i have only read the two poe stories i used for my essay so far so i'm kind of fucked.
enough about school. i booked a one way ticket to amsterdam last week. i leave 18 december and from there plan to go to rome. i will be in rome for christmas-- apparently our lord baby jesus text messaged the pope to let him know i would be on the continent, and the pope has since requested my presence in the vatican city for baby j's birthday bash. we all know that i would never go against what the pope tells me to do, so i'm going. from there i go to paris, and then fly to dublin for new years eve. then i'm coming back to limerick and making one more trip to london before i come home. so basically that's awesome.
i just wanted to bring to your attention that i actually may never come home. i have what could loosely be referred to as a stalker here in ireland. i met him at a bar one night and he has since decided that we are meant to be whether i like it or not. last week i had to be escorted to my taxi at 4:30am (i was going to barcelona for the weekend) by security because he kept calling my phone and telling me he loves me and would wait outside for me until i came out, along with other scarier things. it's actually pretty horrible, and sometimes when he calls i shake and cry because he is a fucking psycho. i suppose it comes as no surprise though, because we're all aware that the only person who could ever possibly love me would have to be an absolute lunatic. so that's just a heads up that i may not make it back. he hasn't called in a few days because i asked the police to call him and tell him to stop stalking me. he's pretty persistent though, so he might pop up out of nowhere and chop my body into small pieces and deposit it in the scenic river shannon which is just a few steps outside my door.
i could actually write loads more, but i'm almost positive that this is already the longest blog in the history of Git R done. judging by the frequency of postings, i'm guessing you guys are all too busy to read this whole thing anyway. but ye should really write and tell me what's going on in your lives, that way it will be easier for me to avoid doing my school work.
zhe and matt-- i would come to your christmas party, but i have a final the next day and i live in ireland.
i miss all your faces and will be sure to ignore you and act like i don't really know you anymore when i get back to the states.
--lizzy scags