hollerrrrrr
i hope everyone had the worst weekend of their lives. currently i'm deathly ill. i was contemplating coming to albany to infect you all and ruin your lives, but then i realized seeing me would have made it worth it for you to be sick, and my plan would have been ruined. i just wanted to give you guys a heads up that three months from today, i will be leaving for europe in order to flee the persecution that is known as being friends with you. i figured i'd rub that in all your faces since you decided to graduate and have a reunion weekend, all minus me. i plan on disappearing once there, so this is your reminder that you have three months to ever see me again. hope all is well and that you're all enjoying your graduated real jobs while i get paid $20 an hour to run around with 5 year olds.
hugs, kisses, and miracle wishes,
lizzy scags