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z, that is the best post you've ever written.
ok so ireland is awesome but seriously you guys need to come here-- these americans are horrible. i want to vomit on them. they're the worst. the irish kids are cool and my roommates are the shit but they always go home on the weekends because no one stays at university here. these americans don't drink-- they think i am some kind of lush. my irish roommates are fucking messes though so we have fun together. no seriously, they are MESSES. they're great. when one of them gets really drunk, she falls all the time and as soon as she falls she lays down and pretends she's dead. this happens like 6 times a night-- it's actually really fun.
so i went to london this past weekend and it's the best city ever. no seriously, ever. it was amazing. everyone should go there and i'm pretty sure i'm going to move there.
i just want to bring something serious to everyone's attention-- there's something very important coming up on october 28th. does anyone know what it is?

if you guessed that it's polish's birthday, you're right. i'm really upset that i won't be there to celebrate with polish and tina and the rest of our tightly-knit crew. i hope you guys can somehow find out where he's going for his birthday and give him the best birthday surprise ever.

ok that is all for now. seriously come here immediately. i miss you all. well, not all of you, but i won't single anyone out. anyway i will see you guys in january.
--lizzy scags