HEY GUYS!!!

1. i am not taking the job, im about to write a rejection letter in response to the offer but decided it was more important to do some blogging.
2. look forward to some drunk passed out pics of me soon.
3. So i celebrated my 22nd bday on monday at yankee stadium got extremely intoxicated tailgating, ya know about 15 beers and a blunt. fell about 50 times in the stadium. went to a bar in the bronx after that continued drinking, blacked out. BUT then went to another bar called Mo's Caribbean in the city apparently drank 3 margaritas in 10 minutes. Pulled a chrissers fell asleep in the bar BUT didnt wake up. a 250 big burly black security guard had to carry me out like a little baby once outside marshall threw me over his shoulder when i still wasnt moving my friends were pretty sure i was dead. my friend ed had to push some pressure point on my skull really hard to wake me up. so im gonna go ahead and say it was the most drunk ive ever been. aren't you supposed to do that on your 21st bday not 22nd??? I think i need to go think about myself and grow up.

chrissy - congrats on the job, those stories about kaitlyn are almost as good as alex's job stories.
matt - find some friends and stop sleeping with zoe
kaitlyn - hope you had fun in dirty jersey
setauket people - if we go out to the city this weekend you better fucking come, find some money somewhere and just get on a train stop bein lazy fucks.
pigeon from belgiiiiummm - the yankees will dominate the mets this weekend
Zhe - stop being homophobic, get drunk enough and you'll start hitting on matt again like you did that time you tried to make out with him.

anyway, miss your faces. fuck all of you that continue to talk about the july 8th party i hope that it disappoints everyone and doesnt live up to the famed expectations. but i will see at least some of you in the city this weekend? or at happy hour on the 7th? or at lauras grad party on the 15th? Yea we still party.