em-you figuered this out after years of shitting for no explainable reason haha

im lactose intolerant!

-emily

whats the deal for city tom? i dont have a phone.

D B

Mike Z. I believe this dream occurred. I believe you woke up in a state of extreme arousal. What I also believe is that the 4 other participants in this dream, whom you so vigorously finger-blasted, were not attractive females but instead your own housemates...ruby, matt, craig, and brent. maybe you just got a few of the details confused after the fact. just a thought.

-Alex

For everyone questioning my sexuality, think about yourselves. Seriously. I haven't had a blog quality hook up story yet. Everyone needs to be patient.

Something happened to me last night that I haven't had happen in awhile and it was awesome. I was deep in REM sleep, dreaming away, and at one point I came across a scene where I was in a bedroom with four beautiful sexy supermodel quality blondes. Fuckin 10's. They were stripped naked and laying down on their backs on a king sized bed. Seeing this marvelous event right before my eyes I went in to capitalize. I jumped on top of them and vigorously went back and forth from each one making out/titty grabbin-suckin/fingerbanging. It was unbelievable. Naturally in 3 seconds, I cum. After the girls are just chillin and then I dont remember where I went after that.

Sometime later my alarm goes off.
Me-"Fuck, I don't want to go to work."
Me-"Why are my boxers wet?"

-Z

friday in the city works better for me than saturday does. nobody tell slexi we're going friday.
--lizzy scags

Jocelynn yayy i'm glad your departure date had been rearranged to accomadate the party....maybe we;ll finally make out if i get drunk enough. then we'll both get some action ("whatever you can get right") i certainly hope it lives up to these overinflated expectation...if its super lame i apologize to you all (except you Betsy...i hope you fall in the pool and catch a cold. a bad one.) whats all this about going into the city this weekend and why wasnt i informed slash invited? i might show up anyway.

-EMO

AHH OK HERE IS THE NEW DEAL...im leaving for australia JULY 11th..soo that means i CAN ATTEND ALEXS PARTY..which i agree DD hopefully it will live up to our expectations!! and about this weekend to the city can you guys do it friday instead of sat??? i just found out my friend is throwing me a going away party sat so thats no good but im def down for firday..right now i am visiting my mom i will be back on the island tomorrow evening so expect phone calls from me so we can make plans. ok bitches miss your faces see you soon ...keep it gangstERRR

hollerrrr friends
hope everything is well with everyone
in a few hours, i'll be making the plunge into dirty jersey to go see dirty dimmel for the evening. i'm hoping to give her a crash course in life, so that her confusion at age 22 about how the world works will stop grating upon my soul. nothing new actually ever happens to me, so i have nothing to say really. jocejerk i am definitely down for the city on saturday. i have to babysit saturday night probably till 11-- i will get dressed there so i can be down by 12. what's the deal islanders-- will you catch your lame lirr back to your godforsaken island at the last train at like 1 in the morning, or will we party all night? b/c if you guys are going home at 1, it might be a little extreme for me to come down to party for just an hour unless i'm rolling mad deep. anyway let me know the deallllll. remember who hates you the most
--lizzy scags

HEY GUYS!!!

1. i am not taking the job, im about to write a rejection letter in response to the offer but decided it was more important to do some blogging.
2. look forward to some drunk passed out pics of me soon.
3. So i celebrated my 22nd bday on monday at yankee stadium got extremely intoxicated tailgating, ya know about 15 beers and a blunt. fell about 50 times in the stadium. went to a bar in the bronx after that continued drinking, blacked out. BUT then went to another bar called Mo's Caribbean in the city apparently drank 3 margaritas in 10 minutes. Pulled a chrissers fell asleep in the bar BUT didnt wake up. a 250 big burly black security guard had to carry me out like a little baby once outside marshall threw me over his shoulder when i still wasnt moving my friends were pretty sure i was dead. my friend ed had to push some pressure point on my skull really hard to wake me up. so im gonna go ahead and say it was the most drunk ive ever been. aren't you supposed to do that on your 21st bday not 22nd??? I think i need to go think about myself and grow up.

chrissy - congrats on the job, those stories about kaitlyn are almost as good as alex's job stories.
matt - find some friends and stop sleeping with zoe
kaitlyn - hope you had fun in dirty jersey
setauket people - if we go out to the city this weekend you better fucking come, find some money somewhere and just get on a train stop bein lazy fucks.
pigeon from belgiiiiummm - the yankees will dominate the mets this weekend
Zhe - stop being homophobic, get drunk enough and you'll start hitting on matt again like you did that time you tried to make out with him.

anyway, miss your faces. fuck all of you that continue to talk about the july 8th party i hope that it disappoints everyone and doesnt live up to the famed expectations. but i will see at least some of you in the city this weekend? or at happy hour on the 7th? or at lauras grad party on the 15th? Yea we still party.

Hey guys! so i was just introduced to this blog thing yesterday...I miss you all so fuckin much especially after reading all these blogs...wow are we dumb..anyway I have just been hanging out on the Island of long working and what not, although i am done for now. I leave next week for AUSTRALIA!!! ahhhh so excited and nervous not gonna lieeee....and im gonna miss everyone SOO MUCH but enough mussy stuff...i know you all are coming to LI for alex's which i will sadly not be attending..I was thinking for all of you who could make it..wanna go to the city sat night or something so i can see your faces before i leavve. let me know whos down and ill let you know more info at a later date. Congrats to you who found jobs....suckss being an adult haha but dont worry ill be in albz for another two years yess becasue im 12! so you still have an excuse to come party like your 12 as well haha i saw embos face last night and we partied like rockstars as usually and matt and Z im a little disappointed that you only huing out for like 5 mins but im just glad I saw your faces. Kaitlyn im sorry that you are at work training and i didnt see your face and as for the rest of you I would like to see you ASAP so lets make that happen people. and craig im glad you are living the life in LA holllerrr...chrissy im really gald you passed your drug test.how did u do it haha ok thats all for now LOVE YOU GUYS!! AND MISS YOU DEARLYYY -Joce

yea okay that matador thing is funny... but i've heard kaitlyn say muuch worse. here are a few examples:
1) she actually thought the earth had many moons. no kidding. like on the calender, when the date is marked "new moon", earth got a new moon. my sister still makes fun of her for that one. (12th grade)
2) she thought the underground railroad was actually a train that ran underground for the slaves, kind of like the subway. were trains even invented when they had slavery? those would be some pretty smart not to mention rich slaves to build that shit. i'll admit that i used to think the underground railroad was tunnels for them to crawl thru underneath... but i wasnt that bad. (11th grade- we actually discovered what the "real" underground railroad was together)
3)she thought lassie was a golden retriever and was going to hold up a picture of a golden retriever in front of her class for a presentation and compare him to lassie until she did a test run on me and i corrected her. (2 months ago)
4) she had to do a spanish project on the country "Colombia" and her and took forever trying to figure out what that country was but we were spelling it wrong and then she said oh my god we are idiots i think its actually the district of columbia. and we were like ohhh duh of course and started to research that, and thebn we finally realized that district of columbia was just washington DC. (2 years ago)

so as you can see, that is just one many things poor kaitlyn has been confused on in her life. i think its part of why her and i have been friends for so long.

anyways back to blog.... IN UR FACE CRAIG i passed my test. so as of monday i start working as a payroll specialist. i hope to be the office slut in no time! its just hitting me now that i am going to be working every day except sat and sunday for the rest of my life, and i'm really wondering why i was so eager to get a job right away because i have a feeling i am going to be miserable.

-danielle did u have a good bday?? annnd did u decide to take that job? get back at the blog because this is the only way i seem to talk to u lately
-lizzy u really are coming on july 8th right? u better fucking be
-matt have u heard anymore about the bike race? cuz my parents want to throw out our bikes but i dont want to if we are doing that
-craig i hope u get run over by a bentley

okay i miss u all talk to u soon byeybeybe love chrissers

um yea. kaitlin, i'm with you on this one. i wish the manitors (actually i'm pretty sure its minitours) had never been driven to extinction either. unfortunately, they, quite like the white sparkly unicorn and the fabled purple people eater are lost to us forever. at least we have the memories.

-AC

Git R done Hey look its a picture of Kaitlyn when she has to get up for work at 5:45 am. Its exactly how i remembered her smile the last time i saw her. Anyways DB, besides takin the job, take your fuckin roadtest already so u dont have daddy drivin u to work everyday. Chrissie u r goin to fail your drug test wit your payroll clerkin thing, cuz that shit that cleans your system dont work. Lizzy, holla back y.o. have a lot of fun in Ireland, and your bong is goin to get good use. i fuckin ended up not gettin a drug test, so i coulda smoked the last 2 months of college. fuckin a. I must say mike z is a natural when it comes to bloggin, that head in the car one is hysterical. and z, one of the playboy shooting studios is a block away from my place. Anyways, L.A. has been ridiculous, between my uncles place, bentleys, beach, and cristal, just awesome. if anyone wants to come out and visit u def should.

Craig

two blogs in a row...im crazy

-true story that i feel must be shared-

after discussing the movie jurassic park kaitlyn (slightly intoxicated with three bottles of champagne under her belt) proceeds to speak the following statement in a extremely serious manner...i quote...

"You know i wish they can really bring back extinct animals..like the manitors from the chronicles of narnia"

If you need to see a picture of the "animal" kaitlyn believed to actually exist please refer to the picture i have posted for your viewing pleasure.

Thanks to kaitlyn for making this blog possible.

dear db,
i can work at mcdonalds for half the hours i work now and still make more money than what i currently make. Take the job.

Sincerely,
T

Hey dudes!!! So if you've noticed I haven't posted anything in awhile and I'm sure you are wondering what has happened to me. Well the answer is that I started working my new job this week and have absolutly no free time. That sucks. I get up at 5:45AM and have to drive to Troy everyday cause thats where my office is. I have no air conditioning in my car and it dies about 10 times during my 20-30 min trip there and then another 10 times on my 20-30 min trip back. I'm at my job from 7:15AM to about 6:30PM or later every day. The real world sucks. The job is actually pretty cool however. I drive around in new cars all day and pick up and drop people off. Everyone that I have met so far that works in the company and at the other offices is cool as shit and extremely friendly. Most of the people that work in the company are guys. Guys in suites I might add. So atleast I have something pleasing to the eyes to look at. Unlike Zhes "unfuckable" percent of coworkers, I have a large percentage of "fuckable" co-workers. I'm gonna have no trouble sleeping my way to the top.

It is true I have taking up sketching as a new hobby. Matt made my day the other night when he told me that he was gonna give me his old sketch book. Now theres no limits to my growing talent.

I was super lame last night when we went out. The bouncer tried to kick me out of the bar 4 times because I kept falling asleep. Again I expeirenced the adverse effect of redbull and vodka. This new schedule is really going to hinder my drinking and partying.

Well enough about me I'll now say some words to you all...
DB I have to agree with Lizzy on the job thing. You can always quit it if you find something better. If its in the field that you want to work in you should take it. It sounds like a great oppurtunity to me.
Lizzy I'm glad to see that you are still "evil" And I'm happy for you on your cool room assignment.
Obviously Chrissie you are gonna be my date that I bring to my christmas party so don't you worry your pretty little head. For the rest of you I hope you are having cool summers and I can't wait to see you all at the July 8th fiesta even if it rains we will still have a killer time. Thats it for me...peace

--KD

Dearest friends,
holler. just wanted to get a few things out there:
slexi- i am not coming to your july 8th party because kayla said it's going to rain and being that i'm an evil witch, i will melt under those circumstances.
db- take the fucking job. full benefits= fantastic, and even though the pay is garbage, it's a great way to get your foot in the door considering it's the field you want to go into. the fact that you don't have another job and also don't have any upcoming interviews might be something you want to keep in mind when making this decision. just take it, keep a look out for something better, and quit if you have to. or try to negotiate your pay-- tell them you really want the job, but you need more money and blahblahbalh. whatever, just take it.
chrissie- stop doing drugs and maybe you'll get a job.
mike- stop being paranoid. "steve" doesn't want to get with you. it sounds to me as though "steve" is constantly trying to connect with others-- probably why he can't shutup. he will just keep talking until someone is his friend ok? his facial expression directed toward you may have been his way of trying to connect on a more personal intimate level with someone-- not necessarily in a wanting to date you way. he is probably really lonely and you should be nice to him, because even if he is gay, you're still allowed to be his friend. remember that the workplace is somewhere we should all be practicing tolerance. and for the record, that was your second post about homosexual men crossing your path... but like, who's counting?

now, about me. i have no life-- if you look, you'll see this was posted on a friday night at 8 pm. i am desperately trying to save money for ireland and i am exhausted from running around with small children at all times. so i've been trying not to go out at all on weekends. i drink heavily on thursdays at happy hour, so if you get a phone call from me on thursday nights, you should probably do yourself a favor and never answer. AND i got my housing assignment for ireland: i am living in a 6 person apartment where we share the kitchen and living room, and i have my own room with a double bed and my own bathroom. fucking sick. why doesn't suny have dorms like that? i am way psyched to leave the country and all of you.
i really miss you guys (just kidding) and will see you on the 7th at mcsorley's happy hour, followed by alex's party on the 8th.
xoxoxo lizzy scags

hey db! hahah my job is paying me $13/hr too until i finish training! so lame. thats in albany tho, so i guess i can see how u would want more in rich long island. when do u have to give them an answer by?? good luck!

So I started work on Monday the 19th. I'll be training for the entire summer which is fine because I enjoy what I am doing so far. Everyone is nice and they are fun to conversate with. That is until yesterday.

So this one guy, we will call him "Steve", all peppy and out going and never shuts the fuck up, is on lunch break with me and probably 6 other people. I'm beginning to tell that he talks with a slight lisp. I met him on my first day and didn't think anything of it. Well here comes Wednesday lunch break. Everyone is talking, cracking jokes, telling stories and what not. And you know, the "talkative" guy that I am, I'm putting in my two points. Well out of no where, trust me I didn't see this coming, I turn and make eye contact for a second with "Steve"(which I regret because it was really creepy). "Steve" locks in my eyes to his and he gives me the double "eyebrow raise". Basically saying, "Hey whats up, Im a fag who likes it in the ass, you into the guy on guy action or what?" Me, knowing he is initiating this kind of non verbal communication, I turn away.

I was scared for the rest of the day, I won't lie. But I will tell you this. I WILL NEVER LOOK IN HIS EYES AGAIN! Overall, the office is a majority of young people. The ratio is about 50-50. However out of the 50 women in the office, 5-10% are fuckable. No joke. I am pissed as much as you are. Shit.

--Mike Z

p.s. Alex im 93.5% that I will come July 8th

Hey Guys!!!!! I got a job offer from the first interview i went on!!! the job is awesome, in the field i want to work in, seems like its a really good company, laid back, none of that business attire bullshit. full benefits. awesome right?? except they want to pay me $13/hr. WTF?!? i think i coulda made that without going to college. i dont know what to do i dont have any other interviews bc i havent been looking and my dad is pressuring me to take it. this sucks.

keeping it emo
db

Hello everyone! I miss you all soooo much because apparently I have no social life now that people in my town have graduated college and actually have a life. Im doing the internship in the city which is cool but i gotta drag my ass up every morning at 5:30 am just to catch a train and sit next to wierd people. I had a blast this past weekend at the dave concert, i was kind "over" dave and was just happy getting fucked up. There was one point i blacked out literally and layed on the grass full spread out, and people were walking over me and pigeon calling us stupid hippies. Thats something i never thought id be called. I can't wait tosee everyone at alex's party, its prolly gunna rain and suck because we have all been building it up for the past two semesters. Whatever who cares, we still party, it seems, that is when we are all together. Well im done, I going to prolly read my book "Confederacy of Dunces" (amazing if anyone needs a summer read, the main character is really emo) or if I m really lucky Ill go out and get a drink. I hoping for that latter. Luv Everyone. Peace Niggaz
_Kayla LaLa

BORED
being unemployed sucks because i am bored off my ass and also very poor. double wammy cuz i have no funds to do anything to keep me from being bored. ive taken a liking to the game show network... u should all begin watching it immediately, it's a good way to kill hours. my new life goal is to become a contestant on lingo. if i get on im taking kailtyn as my partner and we are going all the way baby.

ooo here's some exciting news!...kaitlyn told me she will take me as a guest to her fancy office xmas party in times square if she doesnt have a boyfriend. thats something to look forward to haha

so how is everyone doing?
danielle how are ur interviews?
alex how is ur new best friend ethel or whatever the 90 year old womans name is?

i cant wait til july 8th because i honestly dont know what is more boring, albany or syracuse. they should both be entered in a boring city contest. the only thing syracuse has on albany has is a pool. albany has easier access to alcohol however, so that cancels out.

okay so there was abs no point to this post except that i cant go to sleep yet because everyone is drinking and watching a loud movie in my "bedroom"
hahaha i said that like alex says her "job"

okay i miss u all and i hope ur lives are as pathetic as mine is right now
love chrissers

EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY

this is so funny that you absolutely have to read it right now.

polish's away message:
aplication process for albany police


BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
if any crimes occur, please be sure to report them to officer polish, the most hardcore cop EVER

hollerrrrrr
i hope everyone had the worst weekend of their lives. currently i'm deathly ill. i was contemplating coming to albany to infect you all and ruin your lives, but then i realized seeing me would have made it worth it for you to be sick, and my plan would have been ruined. i just wanted to give you guys a heads up that three months from today, i will be leaving for europe in order to flee the persecution that is known as being friends with you. i figured i'd rub that in all your faces since you decided to graduate and have a reunion weekend, all minus me. i plan on disappearing once there, so this is your reminder that you have three months to ever see me again. hope all is well and that you're all enjoying your graduated real jobs while i get paid $20 an hour to run around with 5 year olds.
hugs, kisses, and miracle wishes,
lizzy scags

Alex I'm so happy that you found a way to share my sketches with the world! Don't worry about me, even though some of you may not be impressed with my artistic abilities i'm gonna keep on sketching, nobody's gonna hold me back.

--KD

DB doesnt like octopus at all...way too emo for this sushi

Semi-Nude Male Revue Pre-Concert (great family fun)

Kaitlin has recently "taken up sketching"

Hello all. well we just arrived back from our long, arduous journey southward from albany. all i could think about the whole way home was kaitlin's sketches...the sheer majesty of her artistry. who else could make a simple sketch of a tree take on so many dimensions? is it a spear of broccoli? an atomic bomb exploding over nyc? who knows? who cares??? its art. anyway, i threw up as soon as i got back to my house, even though mike z says the hope of me ever fitting in a bathing suit is fairly poor. a girl can dream. i know everyone is trying to call me right now, just to says whats up hows your mom, hows being super emo treating you...but dont. i wont answer...instead you'll get a kindly 87-year old great grandma by the name of Molly. shes aight. even though she and her husband (name unknown) are a little sketch...as far as prowling around spac picking up drunk college kids' lost items goes...they are good god-fearing folks at heart. im probably going to call ole Molls tomorrow for a little chat. anyway, if anyone is bored and surfing the net one of these nights google "drunk girls pissing"...you just might get a nice shot of dimmels bare white ass. this is quality film making people. okay, im spent. i dont party. i have to go to bed accompanied by stephanie and her sewer rat Tikki slash Paco immediately if not sooner. over and out.


HUGS AND SLOPPY KISSES- ALEXANDRA

Hey folks! Just wanted to apologize for not being there this weekend. I'm attending a bridal shower Saturday so I wouldn't be able to stay for the weekend...Laura convinced me not to go either! I love and miss you all and hope to see everyone soooon!

<3 Teresa

i didnt graduate.
t

I was really jealous that I wasn't in the graduation pic, so I decided to add some pictures of myself. The first one is of me and my sister drinking wine at a vineyard. The second one is of me in my J-Lo coat. Actually it's my dog bella in her winter coat which just happens to perfectly match mine. We look really cute when we take walks in the winter. Well, just wanted to get my sweet pic on this blog. Miss you guys, I really hope you have a horrible time without me this weekend. Kisses and hugs from your favorite thug, LizzyScags

whats up peeps?

Right now I am sitting at Fox bored out of my mind, but its ok because tomorrow is my last day!!! And I know by now everyone has said it and everyone is excited but i'll say it again I can't wait for this weekend! We better party like rockstars beause I start Full time working next wednesday and Zhe starts on Monday.

Well for those of you that don't know, I'm living for the next couple of months on Brian's porch. Its not bad but it has its draw backs. One of them being that there are windows on all sides and it faces the street. So the other day, dumbass me is changing and I was very concerned that people on the street could see me so I was trying to be very discreet. I negelected to watch my neighbors to the right however. So I glance over, keep in mind i'm topless, and what do I see? A woman older than God waving at me as she waters her flowers.

Well I hope everyone's summer is going well, I can't wait to see all you waste cases this weekend...Lizzy you will be missed and for the rest of you that don't have valid excuses such as baby tending then you suck and don't party...Peace out

--KD

whatup suckas! this is my first time ever blogging and i am siked. first of all i miss all your stupid faces so much! second of all i have become a big loser. as of right now i have no home. i have become a nomad and i pretty much live out of my car. i have no bedroom, and i've been sleeping on brians couch or eles driving back to cuse. ive considered moving into a storage bin to call my home cuz its only 80 bucks a month and that is a lot cheaper than rent, but then i'd be the creepy girl who lives in a storage bin.

soo ive gone on about a million job interviews and i'm really not exaggerating. and i finally found a perfect job that pays really well and everyone there is sooo sooo nice. they offered me the job today in my second interview and you think i would be super excited. however, they drug test and dont approve of my marajuana smoking. and they are crazy about it. they dont just make u pee, they also take a piece of ur hair which basically means im fucked. i dont know what to do because i'm not going to find another job, and if i do it wont be nearly as good as this one. danielle found me this shampoo u can buy for like 100 bucks that is supposed to make u pass the test, but im not sure if its worth it cuz i smoke alot and i feel like if it doesnt work i will look like a big loser. this whole situation is making me so grumpy. i told them i needed a week to think about it. do u guys think i should risk it? let me kno what u think i need advice.

well anyways i cant wait to see everyone this weekend! its gonna be like woodstock 2K6. if we lived in the 60s we sooo all would have been hippies. yea so everyone should come up to albany this weekend, even all u dave haters! it will still be good times for all. except for lizzy cuz she has to tend to the babies. u will be missed lizzy, we'll have a moment of silence for you. okay i think i made the worlds longest blog so i'll go now laters
chrissers

heyooooo im in the library hung over as ALL HELL reading these blogs and i am literally PEEINGGG MY PANTSSSS!!! now i remember why we are all friends. Z, that story is fucking amazing and you should def write for playboy or some shit. DB, you would get teabagged at a party. have you ever tried getting a roman helmet? theyre pretty neat-o. if you ever get ur mitts on a picture, you should def post it. i would pay good money to see some shit like that.

so anywhoo, so i live with a bunch of fuckin hippie dippies that love doing crazy shit and being really fabulous all the time. so this one night we dress up in 70s garb and make friends with these really old disgusting dudes that are from the same town as my roomate. make a long story short, they buy us drinks, we get lloose, we go back to their hotel, light some fireworks on the roof, go skinny dipping in the pool.. you know.. the usual fri night scene in albany. dude, there was fat old man grundle everywhere i looked. it was pretty nasty. but we had fun.

yo, you guys ever watch ali g? shit is mad funny, yo. kaitlyn, even tho ive already told you, i jsut wanted to take this time out to congratulate you on ur first paycheck. even tho youve been there for like, 6 years.

DAVE THIS WEEKEND WOOOOO CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU FUCKERSSSS! everyone better not be gay and come up its gonna be a hootenanie! alrite, i think ive said enough worthless shit.. peace out home boys and girls love you all need you horny call me stalk you..

embo

hey guys!!

so far i have to say Z posted my favorite blog. i cant frackin wait to party with all of you this weekend. hopefully my stamina is back in action. ive been partying alot back here in smithtown but have to say ive been pulling a chrissy and passing out at parties. So far i have been teabagged, yes my friend adam put his balls on my forehead for a nice photo opp for passing out at his grad party at 1215. Pigeons party was pretty fun this weekend, we were all the master of inappropriate.
chrissy what happened with the hair test?
ruben - dont be lame and come party this weekend
does anyone know if brent is still alive?

what do u guys think about a bar crawl on saturday??

* DB

So everyone looks so happy in the blog picture except me. I look very emo, what the fuck is wrong with me. Matt and Lizzy look good though too. So I have a solid story that happended this past Friday.

I have been finishing up my stay in Avon City before I return to Albany to start my life this upcoming weekend. I have been a waste of life, I drink, eat, and fuck bitches. Well anyway I was at a Town bar with a bunch of friends, celebrating my friend Freeman's Dad's 50th Bday. I pregame before the bar and down about 10 busch lights. When we get to the bar, tons of elder Avonites, all wasted for the Bday party. I continue to drink jack and free bday beer until about 1:30 when we are about to leave. I go outside to take a piss before we leave to go hot tubbin at Michelles. So im taking care of business on the side of the building, in view of the the parking lot, when I see a guy sitting in a Jeep Liberty. A drunk older man in his late fifties. But he is not alone. A see a persons head bobbing up and down in his crotch area. This motherfucker was getting a bj right outside the town bar where everyone prolly knows him. Mother fucker is showing off. I finish my piss and take a closer look and I can't be for certain but the individual performing the act had short hair. Maybe guy on guy action. My lucky day. I run back into the bar to get my wasted friends. Bad idea. My attention gets shifted to more booze before we leave that by the time I go back out to bust the guy, they already left. Fuck. Moral of the story, if you see anyone getting head parking lot style, go up to the window and give em a fuckin thumbs up. Even if they are gay.

-Mike Z

Hey everyone guess what???

After 2 months of "working" at Fox the assholes finally paid me. Catch ya all later...

--Kaitlyn

hey baby babies,
just wanted to say hi and hope everyone's summer is going well. i have been enjoying mine by hanging out with children exclusively under the age of 5. i wish i could be there this weekend for the dave show, but there are some real babies who really need me. i hope you guys have fun and cry because i'm not there. everyone needs to write on this and if you don't, i will punish your life. so DO it. for those of you who got real jobs, how are they? and for chrissie, who will never get a real job, i hope the search is going well. that will be all. have fun this weekend and i hate your faces.--lizzy scags

AWWWW SUCKY SUCKY NOW! we party. yo, i miss you all like.. so much yo. come to smallbany where i can single handedly put my thumb up each and every one of ur poopenshafts!

what would brain boitano do,

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